Dating for one month gifts
Horology is one of those things that a small subset of very annoying people get way too into (hence the term horology), but you don't need to go hunting for a vintage Patek Philippe that costs more than your literal worth as a human being.
Anything sleek, classic, and vaguely expensive looking will suffice.
I say that if he wants you to touch his dick, you get some say in what it smells like.
Some Nice Wine: The best gifts are the ones that are really for yourself, and you'll both need something to get you drunk once he admits to himself that he doesn't like scotch whiskey.
Use this handy guide for some ideas, with the knowledge that, as always, if you disagree with me, you are wrong. Instead, take advantage of your intense budding romance and run away together. You could do a lot worse than drinking beers on the beach until one of you decides to kill the other for the insurance money.
A one-way ticket to Mexico: Everyone who jokes about moving emigrating now that Trump's president always mentions Canada as a destination, despite Mexico being cheaper and warmer. Birch Box Men: You really don't want to spend too much money here, seeing as how you've only been official for a month.
Some Decent Cologne: I can't begin to tell you which kind exactly, because everyone's different and everyone likes different smells.
But something in the -0 range will do, so that at least he'll stop wearing that goddamned Polo Blue like it's still 2004.
But with the holidays right around the corner, a simple gift could throw everything out of whack—one too large may make him feel uncomfortable; one too small like you don't care.It looks like the stylists are mostly young, cute women, so he'll probably be really into it.He'll look better, and you can use the time to nurse your crippling insecurity—a win-win!The Philips Norelco One Blade Electric Shaver: If, unlike me, your boyfriend can grow a beard, you probably hate it. But stubble is still sexy, and the reviews indicate that this thing is perfect for maintaining varying degrees of shadow.As a plus, you can probably use it to trim your vaj, too.